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Review: Jurassic World Dominion | Houston Press

Title: Jurassic World Dominion

Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote:

SCIENTIST: I’m sorry, we don’t play God here.
HOMER:  That’s ridiculous. You do nothing *but* play God. And I think your octoparrot would agree.
OCTOPARROT: Polly shouldn’t be!

Brief Plot Synopsis: Meet the new T-rex, same as the old T-rex.

Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1.5 Dolemites out of 5.

Tagline: “The epic conclusion of the Jurassic era.”

Better Tagline: “Everything extinct is new again.”

Not So Brief Plot Synopsis: The former reptilian residents of Isla Nublar…

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